Walleye | Cars 2
We knew this day would come. All good things come to an end. I really do not hate to admit it, I'm really sorry, but there's no way to say it.
Not bad. Not awful. Not the worst movie I've seen this month. But just not a good movie. Always a first time. Pixar studio are still best in the world - even if they were doing a film that is absolute pitch, balance good films / movies is their bad this still others can only dream of. But they are no longer the perfect studio only makes good movies that they have now is not a good movie filmography.
The first issue of "Cars 2" is that it's "Cars 2", that is, continued Institute. " "Cars" is the best film - Toaster Pixar has ever made. For those not familiar with the slang of independent cinema sites Hebrew, "a film Toaster" is the nickname cartoonnetworkgames for a particular type of animated cartoonnetworkgames movies (mostly) - films in which all the characters are fish, bees or robots, for example, and does not mean anything. The film scatters some puns to where the film takes readers Kiryat - fin or level - Honey, respectively, but could easily replace the film so that the fish will be bees and vice versa. Just as they would all be toasters.
This is the plot summary of "Cars 2". Lightning cartoonnetworkgames McQueen joins Grand - Prix, racing cartoonnetworkgames line to be held in Tokyo, Italy and London, which organizes cartoonnetworkgames tycoon to promote new biofuel invented. He takes him on a journey to his best friend and booby Leiter. Meanwhile, secret agent James Bond style (Michael Caine) tries to crack conspiracy crime organization who tries to sabotage the race. Leiter was mistaken for a secret agent himself, and enlisted in the service of Her Majesty to foil the evil and thus save another McQueen.
The fact that the heroes of "cars" are cars that have no effect on the plot, and the film does not tell us anything about how such a world might work. So Big Ben called Big Bentley in this world, cartoonnetworkgames and at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower has a semi - circle that looks like a wheel. This does not affect the plot in any way. Just as they would all be toasters.
And while toasters, would have been better to choose a topic better cars to make a film about him. Cars are just atrocious animation object. The cars are more or less, a face moves; They have no arms or legs, or even neck, so they can not do much, and their eloquence is very limited. When cars are required to do something that includes, well, hands - that is, everything except from moving from place to place - the film trying to find methods to enable them to do this without doing it really: Games suddenly out from the car, or even voice commands. Attempt to create a scene - hitting the car failed miserable, and Cshsocn Secret Pin Mkmisl hung on ropes and climbing the pages, it looks something like a car hanging on ropes and climbing Pages: ridiculous.
This also was not such a big problem if the movie was only good at other things - you know, those things Pixar never screw them: plot, characters, humor and emotion. And he failed them all. Plot, vivid big table lamp in heaven, idiot. Scheme consisting of film heroes decoders unnecessarily complicated and easier; Like all silly spy comedy film requires precisely the characters are supposed to be the most intelligent act like complete fools to believe that Maitreya is a sophisticated secret agent, and Rdnk lovable but simple; And some characters just conveniently forget they can do certain things if it bothers screenwriter leave for lunch. I would say that as a children's film is fine, but how can rationalize anything - Besides, the complicated espionage plot does not look like it was intended for children.
Humor in the film is mainly based on motor puns are expected, although there are also jokes pee - pooping (yes. If you already degenerate, cartoonnetworkgames then to the end), and tourist jokes based on the most trite stigmas that: Japan has wasabi, caution, that acute and services quirky. Italy has good food, and London Leiter complains that everyone traveling on the wrong side of the road (because what Tokyo did not mind).
Everything could be forgiven if the film was something exciting features Pixar known. I do not know how they do it, but their film has moments that make re lips of even the most hardened Hmatz'oaim tremble suspiciously. First ten minutes of "Up", the last ten minutes of "Toy Story 3", the first half of "Wall - E". 2 Institute "has a plot Klishatit the member must learn to accept his friend as he or Taber. If I'm not mistaken, cartoonnetworkgames this stock plot No. 38 periods of educational series.
Only one department had not received the memo that this is a film class and did not bother to try: Designers background and effects animator. Was much easier cartoonnetworkgames to throw the film away as just a gig, and treat it as a real Pixar movie, if he had not looked so damn good. Various places in the world where life occurs are detailed level I do not remember seeing any animation ever, apart from "Avatar", maybe. Italian coastal city, Japanese cartoonnetworkgames neon forest, ocean waves at the opening cartoonnetworkgames - the amount of technical and artistic work on each image, not to mention the huge computers must have sweated weeks on each frame, so amazing that really hurts to see the cars - plastic toys invade the picture and spoil it . Even worth seeing it in three - dimensional.
But as it is impressive, cartoonnetworkgames not what we see Pixar's films. True, the movie was not bad - bad, just okay - minus. True, my disappointment stems largely from my expectations Pixar. As if the opening of the film was not a lamp hops, but a boy with a moon and balloons, I would treat him more leniently. So what? Geniuses I expect more. This movie proves cartoonnetworkgames that nothing is perfect, not even Pixar, their amazing cartoonnetworkgames history now has a large black spot. To
We knew this day would come. All good things come to an end. I really do not hate to admit it, I'm really sorry, but there's no way to say it.
Not bad. Not awful. Not the worst movie I've seen this month. But just not a good movie. Always a first time. Pixar studio are still best in the world - even if they were doing a film that is absolute pitch, balance good films / movies is their bad this still others can only dream of. But they are no longer the perfect studio only makes good movies that they have now is not a good movie filmography.
The first issue of "Cars 2" is that it's "Cars 2", that is, continued Institute. " "Cars" is the best film - Toaster Pixar has ever made. For those not familiar with the slang of independent cinema sites Hebrew, "a film Toaster" is the nickname cartoonnetworkgames for a particular type of animated cartoonnetworkgames movies (mostly) - films in which all the characters are fish, bees or robots, for example, and does not mean anything. The film scatters some puns to where the film takes readers Kiryat - fin or level - Honey, respectively, but could easily replace the film so that the fish will be bees and vice versa. Just as they would all be toasters.
This is the plot summary of "Cars 2". Lightning cartoonnetworkgames McQueen joins Grand - Prix, racing cartoonnetworkgames line to be held in Tokyo, Italy and London, which organizes cartoonnetworkgames tycoon to promote new biofuel invented. He takes him on a journey to his best friend and booby Leiter. Meanwhile, secret agent James Bond style (Michael Caine) tries to crack conspiracy crime organization who tries to sabotage the race. Leiter was mistaken for a secret agent himself, and enlisted in the service of Her Majesty to foil the evil and thus save another McQueen.
The fact that the heroes of "cars" are cars that have no effect on the plot, and the film does not tell us anything about how such a world might work. So Big Ben called Big Bentley in this world, cartoonnetworkgames and at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower has a semi - circle that looks like a wheel. This does not affect the plot in any way. Just as they would all be toasters.
And while toasters, would have been better to choose a topic better cars to make a film about him. Cars are just atrocious animation object. The cars are more or less, a face moves; They have no arms or legs, or even neck, so they can not do much, and their eloquence is very limited. When cars are required to do something that includes, well, hands - that is, everything except from moving from place to place - the film trying to find methods to enable them to do this without doing it really: Games suddenly out from the car, or even voice commands. Attempt to create a scene - hitting the car failed miserable, and Cshsocn Secret Pin Mkmisl hung on ropes and climbing the pages, it looks something like a car hanging on ropes and climbing Pages: ridiculous.
This also was not such a big problem if the movie was only good at other things - you know, those things Pixar never screw them: plot, characters, humor and emotion. And he failed them all. Plot, vivid big table lamp in heaven, idiot. Scheme consisting of film heroes decoders unnecessarily complicated and easier; Like all silly spy comedy film requires precisely the characters are supposed to be the most intelligent act like complete fools to believe that Maitreya is a sophisticated secret agent, and Rdnk lovable but simple; And some characters just conveniently forget they can do certain things if it bothers screenwriter leave for lunch. I would say that as a children's film is fine, but how can rationalize anything - Besides, the complicated espionage plot does not look like it was intended for children.
Humor in the film is mainly based on motor puns are expected, although there are also jokes pee - pooping (yes. If you already degenerate, cartoonnetworkgames then to the end), and tourist jokes based on the most trite stigmas that: Japan has wasabi, caution, that acute and services quirky. Italy has good food, and London Leiter complains that everyone traveling on the wrong side of the road (because what Tokyo did not mind).
Everything could be forgiven if the film was something exciting features Pixar known. I do not know how they do it, but their film has moments that make re lips of even the most hardened Hmatz'oaim tremble suspiciously. First ten minutes of "Up", the last ten minutes of "Toy Story 3", the first half of "Wall - E". 2 Institute "has a plot Klishatit the member must learn to accept his friend as he or Taber. If I'm not mistaken, cartoonnetworkgames this stock plot No. 38 periods of educational series.
Only one department had not received the memo that this is a film class and did not bother to try: Designers background and effects animator. Was much easier cartoonnetworkgames to throw the film away as just a gig, and treat it as a real Pixar movie, if he had not looked so damn good. Various places in the world where life occurs are detailed level I do not remember seeing any animation ever, apart from "Avatar", maybe. Italian coastal city, Japanese cartoonnetworkgames neon forest, ocean waves at the opening cartoonnetworkgames - the amount of technical and artistic work on each image, not to mention the huge computers must have sweated weeks on each frame, so amazing that really hurts to see the cars - plastic toys invade the picture and spoil it . Even worth seeing it in three - dimensional.
But as it is impressive, cartoonnetworkgames not what we see Pixar's films. True, the movie was not bad - bad, just okay - minus. True, my disappointment stems largely from my expectations Pixar. As if the opening of the film was not a lamp hops, but a boy with a moon and balloons, I would treat him more leniently. So what? Geniuses I expect more. This movie proves cartoonnetworkgames that nothing is perfect, not even Pixar, their amazing cartoonnetworkgames history now has a large black spot. To
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